If you don’t subscribe to Naked Security from Sophia, you really should. I’d say 6 of 10 of the emails they send to me are pretty entertaining even if they’re covering topics I’ve already heard about and digested.
Usually I don’t even click through the email but did today for reasons that I can’t remember and near the end of the web version was astounded by the inclusion of videos from Sleep, Monolord, and the Melvins. It’s nice to see some familiar faces in security newsletters.
I started writing this overly wordy post about how burned out I’ve been feeling lately. This is not news to anyone since I’d wager most people who didn’t have their work lives wildly disrupted during the pandemic are equally fried and as ready for the scrap heap as I am.
I had a few free hours this weekend and tried to just concentrate on writing that smaller thing that seemed less intense than the much, much longer thing I’m also puttering away on. I was completely wrong about that. The end result was an intense wave of brain fog and fatigue that knocked me entirely out of commission at 10 PM on a Friday night. This is not at all normal for me.
After I concluded that absolutely nothing worth sharing with any one was going to be accomplished that night, I just poked around on the interwebz for a length of time likely equalivalent to what I’d spend writing something that wasn’t a link dump with a lengthy explanation.
As a side note, I’m giving Ulysses a trial run as an editor for things longer than 1000 words. I have not yet decided whether it is for me yet but it does give me some separation from a web browser which is a nice break if nothing else. I recently acquired one of the M1 Pro Max (it just flows off the tongue like a song) MacBook Pro’s and decided that I should stop doing everything in the damned browser if I was going have a machine that substantial. I still have very mixed feelings about Apple but this generation of machines is pretty damned good at least until the new version of the OS comes out and makes me regret my earlier words. The weird part is that I actually enjoy this keyboard which is significant because I often go to ridiculous lengths to avoid ever typing on the keyboards built into laptops. So, yeah, real tools like a goddamned grown up. Totally weird, right?
Unfortunately, this wasn’t prompted entirely by a fervent need to complicate my workflow. Draft is performing strangely for me over the past few weeks and the ‘Oh boy’ moment was watching my cursor, unmanned by me, mow backwards over something I’d just finished up and losing 650 words or so. Nope, haven’t reported as a bug or anything yet but until I have some free time that actually feels free I’m going to stick to editors that save text locally. There are too many unstable layers to that stack although I’m guessing Chrome is the guilty party. I’ll come back to that extraordinarily handy tool when I’m less terrified of it potentially eating a bunch of words while I watch in horror.
Things I saw recently:
This hardware-centric examination of a 1996 photo of animators working on Final Fantasy 7 is one of the those things that I started reading out of general interest in all things FFVII but ended up being far most interesting. The idea that an SGI machine had the capacity for 8 GB of RAM in the 1990s when hard drives were generally measured in megabytes is mind blowing. SGI and IRIX were always fascinating to me but, mostly because I work with excruciatingly boring commodity hardware even on the server side of the house, I’ve never had to opportunity to do much with that family of machines other than stare slack jawed at it. I made the mistake of looking at ‘vintage’ SGI hardware (specifically the Onyx line mentioned in the article) and I am now reassured with complete certainty that I will never own any piece of hardware from Silicon Graphics.
Holy shit! A Next Level Burger opened in Denver! I will soon venture out on another leg of my ultimate quest to become the most overweight and unhealthy vegan ever. I’m not happy about the potential impact this will have on our local heroes Meta Burger but I suppose this was somewhat inevitable.
I would have never guessed that DMCA takedowns were an escalating issue on Reddit. Maybe it’s because my use is largely limited to geeky/work/funny areas. If you follow the link, the actual number is startling.
Unsurprisingly, dictionaries are too risky for Florida schools now. I wish I had adequate words to describe the sounds that came out of my mouth when I originally read this. It’s also saddening that I now have a Google Alert set up for book banning in the United States. That’s really where we are folks. Maybe the uncertified veterans being welcomed into classrooms as teachers will just start shooting books deemed offensive?
So, yup, it most definitely has been a year or slightly more since I’ve paid much attention to this place. Typically the near daily notifications that some plugins were updated are the only real reminder that this site, or more properly domain, has been spitting on the floor and making the Midwestern tourists uncomfortable for coming up on 20 years. That is terrifying and I almost wish that I’d kept copies of the earlier versions of this site so I could be sure when it first lurched into motion. The earliest versions were Movable Type and before that some random and awful Perl I cooked up.
That was a completely different time for weblogs. This was the “before times” when readers of web pages hadn’t yet had all of the attention span beaten out of them and slideshows would have been novel but not the content that truly drove eyeballs. I was never immune to any of this so I dropped off posting here in much the same way that most of the people who read this site regularly back then would have stopped reading what I posted. It does not really matter but the habit of writing something about the things rattling around in my brain also hit the ejector seat button during that time. Social media has never held much attraction so I basically exiled myself from the web for a very long time other than work related stuff. In retrospect, it would be better to remain offline since most of what I loved is long dead and over. Pardon me while I take brief respite in yelling at a cloud.
Possibly more interesting things:
1. For reasons that I cannot pinpoint, I’ve started using Notion for work. This is not usage mandated by my employer since the hated Monday.com is their tool of choice. I started looking at applications that let me create to do lists without requiring me to learn some TLA Esperanto and keep a list of the shit that I actually did on a day to day basis. The most common question that my managers ask me is what the hell do I do all day. This is a fair question since my work style involves bouncing from thing to thing all damned day and sometimes ignoring major project work to grab some of the low hanging serotonin yielding fruit of quick piece work to feel like I’m actually getting things other than reading terrible documentation and smashing my face into the keyboard done. I ignore most of the features of Notion other than these two (and have banished the Gratitudes from the diary section like the lingual STD that they are) and have cruised along with a free account for the past month or so. If I had to use all of the features, I would absolutely hate this software but being able to pick and choose the useful parts while pretending the parts I don’t need/find noxious don’t exist is pretty damned useful. I’m also a big fan of being able to flip between the desktop client on my work computer and the web interface on my own machines if I suddenly remember something when I’m goofing off after work. It’s awfully handy to copy and paste the contents of the day in question directly into Slack when the inevitable request for details comes in. I like that it doesn’t seem like work to use it and that I’m able to avoid becoming one of those workflow obsessed goobers whose accounts of building tiny and lifeless worlds in Notion. Reading accounts by these insane people actually made me avoid considering this tool for a long while.
2. In the spirit of bringing back the culture of BOFH workplace vengeance, I’m composing a list of things that will cause one of your account passwords to suddenly expire and possibly require a very long and very complex password for its reset. The gold standard for this is always the Excel format spreadsheet required for some ridiculous thing or another and, in the process, wasting a bunch of irreplaceable minutes futzing around in an application that I have absolutely no use for. In the interest of equitable exchange, you will waste your time changing passwords and possibly repeat on a bi-weekly basis if you are particularly insistent. I haven’t yet formulated proper punishments for being pushy about fantasy sports via work communication channels but that is most definitely a work in active and malicious progress.
3. If you’re a linux person and, for this particular link an Arch user, then it might be time to consider something other than the default kernel. Those default kernel builds are great for making sure that almost any machine can boot but they tend to be more than a little flabby. Here’s a guide on switching kernels on Arch. At this point, I have a hard time using a desktop linux system that isn’t using the Zen/Liquorix kernel. I get disappointed when I have an extremely powerful processor and the desktop feels about as responsive as it did when I was running a PIII 233 desktop with a spinning disk.
4. The mayor of Venice does not fuck around with tourists being idiots. This made me happy.
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